Yo, thanks for visiting!

But quite frankly... what are you doing here?

You could be doom-scrolling reels right now. Letting AI write your breakup texts. Finally trying that morning routine you saved six months ago. But no... you're here.

Anyway, here's a button. You should probably click it.

status — rachittiwari.com

SITE STATUS: Did not pass UAT

› Tester is on leave.

› His manager is also on leave.

› The manager's manager doesn't know what UAT means.

Come back by Monday. Or Tuesday. Actually, let's say "next sprint" and quietly move the ticket to the backlog.

Current build: 0.0.1-alpha-pre-beta-almost-there-not-really

Also, go get a life, man.

(says the guy who bought a domain instead of going to therapy)